And the award for most pleasing grain structure goes to...

I shot some comparison footage on a rainy day. I used the same lighting for each shot. All cameras were set to ISO 800 and were fitted with the same 50mm Canon lens (except for the Red, which had a 50mm Nikkor AIS). I added a noise-popping curves adjustment.

My big discovery is that the 9-year-old Red One MX has the most pleasing noise structure of any of my cameras. This old sensor continues to surprise me.